22 April 2010

Election special

Who will you vote for?



A. Bloke who believes passionately in building a fairer society, supports idea of state medicine/education, doesn't know what to do about the debt, has trendy wife to keep him in line.

or



B. Bloke who believes passionately in state medicine/education, supports idea of building a fairer society, doesn't know what to do about the debt, has trendy wife to keep him in line.

or



C. Bloke who believes passionately [etc], supports idea [etc], doesn't know [etc], trendy wife [etc], plus who has slept with quite a lot of women.

or

You could vote for one of the candidates who are guaranteed not to come within sniffing distance of Westminster.

— It's YOUR choice!!!

Update
Congratulations, you have elected B and C. Two wise heads for the price of one! Long may they reign.