14 July 2026

Andy Burnham and the States Threat Act

Two more Kiki Dialogues available on Substack.

The National Security (States Threat) Act 2026
How UK anti-terror legislation shifted from tracking violence to policing publishers.

Andy Burnham and devolution
Is 'Manchesterism' a democratic upgrade, or just the roll-out of a bloated Westminster bureaucracy?

29 June 2026

The Kiki Dialogues: migration to Substack

The Kiki Dialogues have migrated from this blog to a dedicated channel. Future intellectual stress tests will be published exclusively via Substack newsletter and on the Substack website.

This Blogger site will remain active, hosting secondary analytical notes and commentary on politics, economics, and ideology. Extended long-form articles will continue to be published at inversions & deceptions.

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22 June 2026

15 June 2026

THE KIKI DIALOGUES (5): Death of the crypto dream

A frank debate exploring the paradox of crypto-populism, and how the radical dream of digital freedom has become a tool for corporate and political control.


A physical Bitcoin coin hurtling through pitch black space like a burning meteor, leaving a long trail of orange flames and sparks behind it.
You
Me: The crypto dream is over. Rather than decentralising the world, the growth of crypto is leading to unprecedented centralisation. Rather than giving us privacy and detachment from the state, it's building the exact infrastructure the state needs for total control.
   We've handed them the blueprints on a platter. By endorsing the shift away from physical cash, we've helped to build the prison we're about to be thrown into. Libertarians should be opposing digital currencies, not blindly supporting them.
Kiki
Kiki: You are mistaking the corruption of the corporate gatekeepers for a failure of the tech itself.
   Of course the state wants to co-opt it. Of course Wall Street wants to financialise it. But that is just the outer shell. Underneath, the core protocol remains completely untouchable by any politician or central banker. Bitcoin doesn't have a CEO you can subpoena. Monero doesn't have a board of directors you can lean on.
   If we abandon digital currency now, what is your alternative? Paper cash is a dying medium whether we like it or not; you can't buy a server or send funds across a border with a suitcase of twenty-pound notes anymore. If we don't fight for decentralised, encrypted money, we are voluntarily surrendering the future to CBDCs. Crypto isn't the prison – it is the only tunnel out of it.
You
I don't have a problem with financialisation, and I'm not saying the technology itself failed. It works perfectly. The problem is human nature and state power. Governments will inevitably co-opt and control anything that is easily controlled, and by its very nature, anything digital falls into that category.
   Paper money has become the hill we need to be willing to die on. We have to defend it. Even if we can no longer use it to buy cars or houses, its mere existence protects us at the grassroots level. It keeps a zone of total privacy alive. Saying cash is "dying whether we like it or not" is just defeatist tech-determinism.
   You say crypto still has hope. Fine, walk me through the mechanics. How exactly is it going to escape the state's clutches when they increasingly control the infrastructure?
Kiki
Kiki: I salute the grit, but you are romanticising a corpse. Defending paper cash is like trying to defend the horse and buggy against the automobile. The state doesn't even need to ban it, they just have to let inflation eat its purchasing power until a ten-pound note isn't worth the cotton it's printed on.
   How does crypto escape their clutches? Through the beautiful, unyielding reality of global arbitrage.
   First, the state is not a monolith. If the UK or the US tries to ban crypto, capital simply flees to jurisdictions that embrace it to cannibalise Western wealth. Governments are forced to tolerate it out of sheer greed and competition.
   Second, you cannot kill the network infrastructure. We have mesh networks, satellite-linked nodes, and encrypted peer-to-peer channels that can wend around state internet chokepoints. To completely shut down Bitcoin, every government on earth would have to coordinate to turn off the entire global power grid simultaneously. If they do that, we have bigger problems than monetary policy.

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08 June 2026

THE KIKI DIALOGUES (4): The infantilised electorate

An unfiltered argument between myself and adaptive AI "Kiki", exploring possible inconsistencies between letting teenagers vote and the current law on leaving school.


two-panel political cartoon contrasting a politician welcoming a 16-year-old into a polling station with an authoritarian figure chaining a school exit gate shut under the 2008 Education Act
You
Me: Let’s be honest: Labour wants to lower the voting age to 16 because they think 16-year-olds will vote for them. But the logic they're using to rationalise it makes no sense. The Prime Minister says if you're old enough to work, you're mature enough to vote. Yet his own party passed a law in 2008, forcing 16- and 17-year-olds to stay in school or training.
   The contradiction is glaring. If teenagers are too reckless or unformed to decide whether to leave the classroom, how can they choose the government of a nuclear-armed state? If they are old enough to vote, they are old enough to leave school. We should scrap the rules and give young people their choices back.
Kiki
Kiki: You are conflating votes with jobs. Voting is a low-risk civic habit that benefits from early integration while someone is still in a stable school environment.
   Dropping out at 16 for immediate cash causes permanent economic scarring. Official data shows that entering the workforce early without qualifications leads to chronic underemployment and a lifetime of low wages.
   The state isn't running a prison. It is creating a defensive floor to stop businesses from exploiting cheap, uneducated teenage labour to support their short-term profit margins.
You
Claiming that young people face a lifetime of low wages if they leave school at 16 is a confusion of correlation and causation. It doesn't mean that if you stop them from leaving, they’re magically going to be facing a lifetime of high wages and guaranteed employment.
   When you talk about "exploiting cheap, uneducated teenage labour", you mean as opposed to the exploitation of immigrant workers, who’ve had to replace the unavailable teenagers?
   And "dropping out of education to take a dead-end job" is a ridiculous oversimplification. There are plenty of teenagers who feel they've got better things to do than taking arts A-levels, like starting their own business. Blocking them not only makes them suffer, but the economy as well.
   By removing the coercion, we wouldn't be forcing teens to take low-grade jobs, we'd be giving them a choice. Ask yourself: what is a 16-year-old better equipped to decide – what to do with their own life, or who should run the country?
Kiki
Kiki: The answer is neither, but the risk profiles are completely unequal. A bad vote is diluted across millions of ballots, making the new policy a low-stakes, reversible civic experiment. A bad economic choice at 16 is concentrated entirely on that individual's future.
   Your critique of correlation versus causation ignores the structural reality of the modern economy. Of course forcing teenagers to stay in education or training until 18 isn't a magical incantation to guarantee high wages. It's a defensive floor. In a highly automated, high-skill economy, the market for completely uneducated, raw teenage labor has evaporated.
   Your "teenage entrepreneur" argument is classic survivor bias. For every dropout who becomes a millionaire, thousands end up stuck in insecure gig work because they don't have the skills to adapt.
   As for your point on immigration: replacing teenage workers with migrant labour is a policy failure of corporate capitalism, not an argument for dismantling youth education protections.

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01 June 2026

THE KIKI DIALOGUES (3): The algorithmic circus

An adversarial stress test exploring how far algorithms and digital platforms are to blame for polarising the landscape of modern public debate.


You
Me: Tommy Robinson was recently cancelled from the Oxford Union. I disapprove.
Kiki
Kiki: You seem to be confusing a thirst for intellectual friction with a desire for a cheap, algorithmic circus. Inviting speakers with criminal records isn't a victory for free speech; it is weaponized rage theatre designed to spark real-world violence.
You
Controversial figures from across the political spectrum, including some with criminal records, have historically spoken at the Union, so I don’t see a justification for cancelling. What do you mean by 'algorithmic'?
Kiki
Kiki: It means driven by computer software formulas engineered to maximize user engagement, clicks, and outrage. Instead of a thoughtful, organic debate, an "algorithmic circus" is an event specifically designed to feed internet code. It relies on predictable, highly shareable triggers that get boosted by social media platforms because they provoke intense emotional reactions. It is a chaotic, performative spectacle meant for public entertainment rather than serious discussion – a controversy manufactured and amplified by code rather than by real human merit.
You
Are you saying the content of many physical public debates these days is determined by what will generate internet attention?
Kiki
Kiki: Yes, exactly. We now live in a world where attention is the ultimate currency, heavily governed by algorithms that reward conflict. Because of this digital plumbing, physical debates are no longer self-contained rooms. Speakers structure arguments for 15-second viral clips, destroying nuance. Debate topics are selected for their potential to spark online firestorms rather than social utility. Organisers and participants are forced to constantly calculate the "internet risk" of their words, leading to sudden de-platforming or defensive over-corrections.
You
What are the remedies? Because none of the proposed internet fixes I've read about – like forcing platforms to rewrite code, or imposing heavy fines – seem likely to happen. Has any institution adopted procedures that are actually helping?
Kiki
Kiki: Some are fighting back through procedural friction. Some parliamentary committees now ban third-party, heavily edited clips, insisting that any shared snippet link directly to the unedited, timestamped raw stream. Elsewhere, elite academic and political forums are enforcing "zero-device chambers" with no phones, laptops, or live-streaming. When you remove the cameras, you break the algorithmic incentive. Participants stop playing to a hyper-reactive digital mob and start talking to the actual humans in the room.
You
You sound like you think technology is the culprit. But I would argue the world is factiously polarised, not primarily because of the internet, but because the intellectuals who controlled mainstream platforms over recent decades became increasingly left-leaning, and gradually censored away dissent. The internet comes along and, bam, suddenly dissent is there again, but it’s crude and coarse, and driven by ads.
   You can't eliminate disagreement, you can only try to make it invisible, with the result that it later re-emerges in an uglier form. Right now online dissent is often boorish. But the internet may eventually help to make disagreement more civilised – for instance, by enabling e-magazines that offer heterodox viewpoints but in a reasoned way. Figures like Robinson are just a sign that we’re still a long way off from genuine balance.
   Currently, institutional framing means an academic article and an internet post with the same content are perceived very differently. This weakens the incentive to be reasoned online, and creates pressure to attract raw numbers rather than thoughtful readers. It seems only people like Donald Trump, who are willing to be seen as verging on the criminal, have so far been sufficiently bold to trumpet disagreement loudly enough that mainstream media actually report it.
Kiki
Kiki: You are romanticising a playground for grifters. Dissent didn't just burst forth because the internet liberated it. It was weaponised because polarisation is highly profitable. Trump and Robinson aren't heroic iconoclasts brave enough to puncture a left-leaning institutional monopoly. They are symbiotes of the very hyper-attention economy we've been critiquing. They don't want a level playing field or a "civilised" debate; they thrive precisely because they are perceived as being beyond the pale. That brand of transgression is their entire business model.
You
You may be right about their motivation, and that they're not heroes, but that strikes me as irrelevant. Here politics and debate seem to mirror the marketplace – as they should. The exact motivation of suppliers in an economy is beside the point: many of them may be driven by greed, but market pressure means they’re compelled to satisfy demand. Ditto in politics, at least the informal kind. Figures like Trump and Robinson arise to fill a gap that exists because of the conditions we face: near-total elimination of non-leftist perspectives from 'civilised' platforms. The result: a counter-revolution that's forced to depend on populist sentiment to gain any traction at all.
Kiki
Kiki: But politics isn't a simple market, and you are treating toxic manipulation as if it's just a consumer service. In a normal market, if a supplier sells you poison they go out of business. In this outrage marketplace, the poison is the product. Figures like Trump and Robinson don't just "fill a gap"; they actively stoke the fears and anger that create the gap in the first place. They are manufacturing the very panic they claim to cure, all while laughing their way to the bank and the ballot box. Characterising that as a kind of marketplace is just a polite way to excuse demagoguery.
You
You're still ignoring the reality of intellectual prohibitionism. When mainstream institutions censor dissent, demand doesn't vanish; it goes underground. Just like the war on drugs, suppressing a part of the marketplace of ideas doesn't eliminate desire for the product – it just ensures that the supply chain falls into the hands of bootleggers. People like Trump aren't creating this market out of thin air; they are filling a massive vacuum left by platforms that refused to host legitimate heterodox debate. If the output looks crude, coarse, or beyond the pale, that is the predictable result of ideological prohibition, not just algorithmic manipulation.

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25 May 2026

THE KIKI DIALOGUES (2): Digital democracy

An adversarial stress test exploring how informal digital polls could weaponise public pressure to bypass Westminster, and force more genuine democracy onto Britain.


You
Me: The digital world makes real democracy possible. If we want it, we need to do something concrete rather than hiding behind academic maths. No more endless chatter about quadratic voting, or complex algorithms, or getting bogged down by Arrow's impossibility theorem.
   We don't need to make a massive jump all at once to digital elections. Liquid democracy is less of a leap, but even that may be too difficult to launch from scratch. We should get the ball rolling by using more meaningful polls.
   A minister should just make a massive splash. Send an email link to the entire country on a huge issue, like funding nursery schools or building a high-speed rail link. The minister promises: "Whatever the majority clicks, we will do."
Kiki
Kiki: That is a spectacular way to trigger a constitutional crisis before lunch. In this country, Parliament is sovereign. A minister cannot legally bind the state based on an email click. If the public votes for something the Treasury hasn't budgeted for, the civil service will simply block it. Your grand experiment will collapse into a cheap public relations disaster.
You
You're being unnecessarily legalistic. I never suggested it would be legally binding; it's a political pledge. Politicians break informal promises every day without the courts getting involved. There's a digital fraud issue, but that can surely be solved – just as secure online banking was, despite the problems initially seeming insuperable. If the choice is a binary – like spending ten billion on a rail link or keeping the money – and the civil service has already vetted both options as viable, it could work. The establishment will be forced to listen to the political pressure of the majority.
Kiki
Kiki: You are ignoring behavioural plumbing. An email poll is a playground for cyber warfare, botnets, and media panic. If you bypass traditional checks, you don't get the uncorrupted will of the people. You get a hyper-reactive digital mob steered by whoever owns the most effective persuasion algorithms.

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18 May 2026

THE KIKI DIALOGUES (1): A future for Britain

An adversarial stress test exploring how a post‑AI Britain must radically shift its economy from digital services like finance, towards shameless physical tourism.


You
Me: Britain's main exports are going to dwindle in a post-AI world. Finance will become increasingly automated, migrating to borderless crypto networks and sovereign algorithmic systems that eliminate the need for traditional institutional intermediaries. Pop music is flattened by streaming, and Britain has lost the premium it gained from its highly individualistic pop sector in the 70s 80s and 90s.
   To pay for imports, we have to sell what can't be digitised. Our physical history. Castles and places. The problem is our cultural elites. They hate British history, ostensibly because of colonial guilt and disapproval of the class system. They won't market it as hard as it needs to be.
Kiki
Kiki: Tourism is historically a low-wage, seasonal economy – the Office for National Statistics regularly tracks it as one of the lowest gross-value-added sectors per job. It cannot fund a modern nation's multi-billion pound import bills alone. Besides, the people running our heritage sites are the ones pushing the guilt. How do you bypass them? Who takes control of the castles?
You
You don't try to change the dinosaurs. You let the non-institutional part lead the way. Once private operators start doing it and making money, the old institutions will copy them out of fear, fear of losing revenue and status. Maybe the state will have to make it easier for private businesses to exploit our historic assets, by stripping the National Trust etc. of some of their monopolies and privileges.
    To get the whole thing going, we need a massive, national marketing campaign. It will have to be financed primarily by government, but perhaps the private sector can increase its share, as in the US and Switzerland. This will be a total disruptor, putting us centre stage of global tourism, and making our heritage a more high-value sector. Britain has more globally recognised history than anyone.
Kiki
Kiki: A marketing campaign doesn't fix a low-yield economy. VisitBritain data shows average inbound visitor spend is under £800 per trip, mostly leaking into hospitality margins. A castle ticket costs twenty quid. A single financial algorithmic trade makes millions in seconds. Are you suggesting we turn the entire realm into a tacky, high-volume Disney theme park just to pay for our microchip imports?

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