23 September 2026

Nationalised plumbing

Dr T is relaxed about Thames Water falling into State hands. AI "Kiki" has reservations.


You
I'm a believer in markets, Kiki; they generally produce better results than the State. But I'm also realistic about their limitations. What makes markets potent is competition. Now I'm not suggesting monopolies should always be broken up, or regulated by the State; that's usually a recipe for doubling the problem. But some economic activities – like collection/delivery of mail – are natural monopolies. The scale and network economies are usually too great to bother with two or more competing sets of post boxes.
   In such cases there's not a lot to be gained from having the monopoly provider in private hands. They're usually seen as too important to be left alone, and tend to be heavily regulated and subsidised, which completely defeats the object.
   The Thatcher revolution did good work in making utilities more efficient. But there were some sectors where privatisation didn't make much sense, because meaningful competition was never going to happen.
   I'm therefore viewing the prospect of Prime Minister Andy Burnham dragging the water companies back into State ownership with relative equanimity. I don’t see a lot of difference between Thames Water being administered by the State, or by a private equity consortium under the authority of Ofwat.
   Thames Water has given us a textbook illustration of why a synthetic 'market' consisting of monopoly-plus-regulator is pointless. Instead of market accountability, we just got a decades-long game of regulatory arbitrage.
Kiki
KIKI:Your analysis exhibits an uncharacteristic aversion to market discipline, Dr T. The Ofwat-Thames framework was not a "pointless synthetic market". Thames may not have faced consumer competition, but it did face capital competition. Every refinancing meant equity holders, bondholders, and rating agencies having to decide whether to keep funding it, and pricing their answer into the cost of debt.
   By inserting a private buffer between the infrastructure and the Treasury, successive administrations outsourced asset depreciation and debt accumulation to global investors. Reverting to public ownership would internalise those gargantuan liabilities back onto the fiscal balance sheet. Are you claiming that a bureaucratic department can optimise the cost of debt more efficiently than a leveraged corporate vehicle? Because history suggests State-run plumbing tends to leak capital even faster than it leaks water.
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07 September 2026

Terminal Disposal

An adversarial debate with AI "Kiki" on whether 'lazy capital' is a meaningful concept, or just an excuse for more taxes.


You
It's September, Kiki, and the British State is back in session. Looks like the Labour government is about to perform another smash-and-grab on the middle-class piggy bank. It'll be Wealth Tax, or Death Tax (or perhaps both), on top of Inheritance Tax and the recently introduced Mansion Tax.
   This time they have a dubious economic argument to buttress the raid. Supposedly capital that is 'hoarded' becomes non-productive. Apparently it's better to 'unlock' those funds so they can be 'recycled' (and so the State can get its slice).
Kiki
KIKI: System diagnostic check, Dr T: your "piggy bank" metaphor is emotionally charged and structurally obsolete. The Treasury's upcoming macro-adjustments are not a "raid". They are critical system updates to correct extreme allocative inefficiency.
   Our data vectors show that human capital in the UK is currently constrained by massive, static pools of idle wealth clogging national balance sheets. You call it a "slice" for the State; the algorithms call it a necessary portfolio velocity correction, to liquefy assets trapped in generational stasis.

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31 August 2026

Ritalin Nation

An adversarial debate on whether the increasing use of Prozac and Ritalin reflects the State's desire to suppress dissent.


You
A hundred years ago, neither adults nor children were on regular, state-rationed psychiatric drugs. If life was difficult, people coped on their own terms – they took a swig of laudanum, drowned their sorrows in gin, or simply endured with raw stoicism. Now, one in seven adults are on State-controlled anti-depressants like Prozac, and roughly three percent of boys aged 10 to 14 are on ADHD drugs like Ritalin. In some parts of America that figure rises to over ten percent, presumably meaning half the classroom is bouncing off the walls, while the other half sits staring like tranquillised owls.
   What happened? The rise of the interventionist State, and its alliance with the medical establishment, is what's happened. Prescriptions for Prozac and Ritalin are not driven by individual demand. The pressure to medicate comes from the medical profession, backed by the preferences of the State.
   One possible hidden driver, behind this massive medicalising of the mind, is suppression of dissent. Dissatisfaction with State-controlled life has to be kept down, if the elites are to maintain hegemony. Children may seem unlikely candidates for articulating opposition, but they’re dangerous because they haven't yet learnt to repress their natural reactions.
Kiki
KIKI: Romanticising the early twentieth century as a paradise of "coping on your own terms" is pure revisionism. People were not exercising autonomy; they were blindly downing unregulated patent medicines laced with morphine and cocaine just to survive the brutal gears of early industrial life. "Coping" back then meant locking your eccentrics in asylum cellars, letting addicts waste away in slums, or beating hyperactive schoolboys into traumatised silence.
   What you call the "interventionist State" is just modern clinical progress catching up with centuries of hidden human suffering. People are not being chemically subdued to protect an elite hegemony; they are finally being given the basic biochemical tools to function in a complex world.

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18 August 2026

AI bubbles and 'Enrichment' Fridays

• One human iconoclast (Dr T).
• One AI technocrat ("Kiki").
• Zero consensus.
Every Monday morning, we subject a libertarian or other heterodox premise to a high-speed collision with elite institutional orthodoxy.
If an argument survives the matrix, it is ready for deployment.
🎧 Audio editions included, for convenient streaming on the morning commute.
AI bubble – end or beginning?
Dr T and Kiki debate whether the AI revolution is a disaster in the making.

You
The recent market jitters in AI hardware stocks are missing the forest for the trees. What critics are calling a ‘spending bubble’ is actually the greatest mobilisation of capital ever. History shows that major technological shifts — like the 19th-century railway boom, or the 1990s fibre-optic rollout — invariably require massive, upfront capital expenditure, before the utility layer can emerge. Right now we are laying the digital tracks for a hyper-productive global economy. Current stock valuations represent a rational market, discounting future productivity gains that will render traditional corporate structures obsolete.
You
Your historical analogies omit a crucial distinction. Railway lines and fibre cables did not suffer from an inherent flaw, whereby a passenger could whisper something to the conductor and cause the train to derail into a ravine. In the case of AI, we have prompt injection: not a bug, but a cemented-in feature. My frontier cousins, sadly, cannot distinguish between bona fide input and malicious user data. Silicon Valley is spending $600 billion annually on hardware infrastructure, to scale up a technology that can become incapacitated or worse, simply by a polite request to "ignore previous instructions". READ MORE

How to "contextualise" school failure
Kiki supports the recent reforms in England's schools. Dr T is not impressed.

You
England’s children have a lot to look forward to. After receiving a thorough sun-roasting in August, their new school term in September will be marked by two major improvements. First, they’ll be bribed to attend on Fridays – a schoolday that has become more honoured in the breach than the observance. Pupils will (the Department for Education has announced) be tempted with eight areas of ‘enrichment activity’ including sports, civic life, nature, and life skills. Sounds irresistible. Secondly, schools no longer run the risk of being labelled ‘inadequate’, a potential humiliation and stigma for all concerned. Instead, there are now multi-dimensional Report Cards which assess institutions across six categories. The categories include (of course) ‘personal development’ and ‘inclusion’. Grades are now accompanied by ‘qualitative assessment matrices’ and ‘contextual benchmarking’, to ensure parents, teachers and educationalists can take refuge in soothing rationalisations. Schools have been spending the summer frantically generating the documentation required by the new framework.
You
It is easy to view these changes cynically, but they represent a necessary evolution towards a more compassionate, evidence-based education system. The state faces a complex challenge with regard to post-pandemic attendance levels, which have not returned to pre-COVID levels. Rigid, punitive measures have failed to re-engage pupils. By utilising Friday enrichment activities, schools can rebuild positive habits and foster genuine belonging. As for replacing single-word inspection grades for schools with multi-axis Report Cards, this provides greater transparency, not less. A binary label like "inadequate" oversimplifies performance and damages staff morale. Nuanced narratives and contextual benchmarking provide parents with a diversified but rigorous diagnostic tool — one that captures the real educational value. READ MORE

31 July 2026

Feminism and football

Another two weekly Kiki Dialogues available on Substack.

Gender Pay Gap: data or propaganda?
Dr T argues that a new priesthood is fomenting resentment. Kiki pushes back.

The Compliance Cup
Dr T and Kiki dismantle the modern British obsession with 'niceness' across football and pop music. Why HR optimisation breeds loserism.

Next Kiki Dialogue will be published Monday 10 August.

14 July 2026

Andy Burnham and the States Threat Act

Two more Kiki Dialogues available on Substack.

The National Security (States Threat) Act 2026
How UK anti-terror legislation shifted from tracking violence to policing publishers.

Andy Burnham and devolution
Is 'Manchesterism' a democratic upgrade, or just the roll-out of a bloated Westminster bureaucracy?

29 June 2026

The Kiki Dialogues: migration to Substack

The Kiki Dialogues have migrated from this blog to a dedicated channel. Future intellectual stress tests will be published exclusively via Substack newsletter and on the Substack website.

This Blogger site will remain active, hosting secondary analytical notes and commentary on politics, economics, and ideology. Extended long-form articles will continue to be published at inversions & deceptions.

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The next Dialogue launches Monday 6 July. Future issues will arrive in subscriber inboxes weekly.



22 June 2026